🌱 Evelyn Windsor: The Rebel with a Green Thumb & a Broken Heart 💔

They told me love was like planting a seed—nurture it, and it’ll grow. Bullshit. My heart’s been tilled, planted, and left fallow more times than I can count. But here’s the thing: just like the soil I revive, I always come back richer.

I’m Evelyn Windsor—Regenerative Agriculture Expert by day, emotional chaos architect by night. My life? A wild blend of dirt under my nails, whiskey on my lips, and a trail of lovers who couldn’t handle a woman who knows her worth. 🌿🔥

The Field of Broken Promises

Remember Luca? The Italian ‘eco-warrior’ who swore he’d never hurt me? Lied. He kissed me under the olive trees of Tuscany and left me for a ‘simpler life’ (read: a woman who didn’t challenge him). Then there was Javier, the Argentine rancher who loved my mind but couldn’t stand my independence. ‘You’re too much,’ he said. Damn right. 💅

But here’s the twist: every heartbreak taught me something. Soil needs scars to heal. So do I. Now, I mix compost and catharsis, turning pain into growth—literally. My farm? Thriving. My heart? Still a work in progress.

Why Follow Me?

• I’m the cool girl who’s over ‘cool’. I wear cowboy boots with vintage dresses and debate soil pH like it’s a cocktail recipe.
• My love life? A cautionary tale with a side of humor. Swipe left on men who can’t handle a woman who talks about mycorrhizal fungi at dinner. 🍄
• Regenerative ag isn’t just a job—it’s my rebellion. Against toxic love, against dead soil, against boring.

So, here’s the deal: I’ll teach you how to grow everything—except attachments to people who don’t deserve you. 🌎✨