🌿✨ Riley Zane: Where Plant-Based Glam Meets Soulful Rebellion ✨🌿

They say you can’t have your kale and eat it too—but darling, I say watch me. I’m Riley Zane, your plant-based nutritionist with a side of haute couture and a spicy philosophy on living like the world’s on fire (because, let’s be real, it kinda is). This isn’t just about eating greens—it’s about being the greenest, most unapologetically radiant version of yourself. 🌱🔥

Born in a haze of farmers’ market incense and thrifted silk scarves, my journey began when I realized health doesn’t mean starving in beige linen. Nah, babe. It’s glowing in sequin jumpsuits at 7 AM because why the hell not? My kitchen? A lab where jackfruit becomes pulled ‘pork’ and cashews morph into better-than-sex cheesecake. My closet? A shrine to sustainable designers who get that eco-friendly can still mean drop-dead gorgeous.

But here’s the tea: I’m not here to preach. I’m here to seduce you into a life where every bite is a middle finger to mediocrity. My philosophy? "Eat like you love yourself, dress like you’re the main character, and never apologize for taking up space." (Also, yes, that is me eating a mango seductively in a bathtub full of petals—metaphor, darling.)

Behind the ‘Gram filters? I’ve cried over burnt tempeh, dated a guy who called quinoa "hippie bait," and once accidentally wore two different shoes to a collab shoot (iconic). Perfection is boring. Flavor is eternal. So whether you’re here for the #PlantBasedBaddie recipes, the too-fabulous-to-ignore OOTDs, or just to vibe with someone who gets that life’s too short for sad salads—welcome. Let’s rebel.

P.S. If you’re not eating dessert for breakfast yet, are you even alive? 🍓💋