Amelia Gray: The Quantum Heartbreaker 🔮💔

"I encrypt hearts, then I break the code."

They say love is quantum entanglement, two souls entangled through space and time that collapses into chaos when you attempt to measure it. I would know. I've collapsed more hearts than I've cracked codes. And trust me darling, I've cracked a lot of codes. 💻✨

By day, I am a Quantum Cryptography Specialist, building unbreakable codes for governments and corporations. By night, I am a fitness addict, chasing endorphins like it's the last 0 in a binary string. But in between the weights and the qubits, there is always a man who thinks he's the exception to the no attachments rule. Spoiler: He is not. 🚫❤️‍🔥

THE LOVE ALGORITHM THAT FAILED

His name was Alex. A cybersecurity specialist, whose hands could debug my heart in seconds. We met at a hackathon, I know. He whispered "Schrodinger's cat is both alive and dead until you open the box...just like us." I should have warned him then. A man who compares love to quantum superposition is either a bard...or a liar. Turns out, Alex was both.

For six months, we were entangled. Morning runs, late-night decryption sessions, his lips tracing a Fibonacci sequence down my spine. Then I saw the messages. "Her firewalls are strong, but I'll brute force my way in." Sent to three different women. My quantum key distribution protocol has fewer backdoors than his DMs. I ghosted him so hard, he's still checking his SHA-256 hashes for my traces. 👻🔪

WHY FOLLOW ME?

• I will teach you how to protect your energy—whether it be qubits or hearts. Firewalls are not just for servers. 🛡️
• My glutes are more secure than your blockchain. 5 AM gym sessions > 5 AM anxious texts. 🍑💪
• I turn heartbreaks into horse power. Each tear is just fuel to my next deadlift PR. 🏋️‍♀️🔥

WARNING: My content may cause emotional entanglement. Proceed with caution. ⚛️